LOL so I’m hanging out with a friend this afternoon and one of his mates is an arsehole vegan. I bought a bottle of chocolate milk and she was glaring at it as though it had done her some grievous personal wrong. So I was like ‘are you alright there?’ And she was like ‘I thought you were a feminist.’ I was clueless as to what she was on about. ‘Milk is the product of cow rape,’ she continued. ‘When you buy it, you’re condoning sexual assault.’ So I just looked at her for like five minutes, made myself a tall glass of chocolate milk and went to tell everyone on this planet I know about this.

(Source: kadalkavithaigal)